Friend's With Management... So Friends With Myself Now

As the title implies I have now converted to the dark side and become a manager. Well kind of. I only have one department and several little random things where as the rest of the team has multiple areas. Oh well. C and K are still managers too so slightly less awkward. New Assistant Manger, J. J is my 'mentor'. I hate to use that word but according to the company that is it. She is supposed to teach me everything that I could ever possibly need to know. As a side note, J is diabetic and started telling me about all of the mini donuts she is going to have because there is a carnival outside. I just looked at her and used her words to me about smoking. "Health or death, you pick." Dumbass... I like her but seriously, dumbass!